If there ever was a blog worth following, this probably isn't it.

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

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vossenwheels:

to Infiniti and beyond

vossenwheels:

to Infiniti and beyond

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themano:

six seconds that defined a generation

(Source: incognegroo, via surly-squirtle)

foo-chan:

「おかあちゃん、しごと行かんといて…。おうちおって…。」"OMG…! Mom. Do not go to work …!"
http://foo-chan.com/

foo-chan:

「おかあちゃん、しごと行かんといて…。おうちおって…。」
"OMG…! Mom. Do not go to work …!"

http://foo-chan.com/

(via boyanachronism)

iftadwascool:

I want this at my wedding.

iftadwascool:

I want this at my wedding.

(Source: rocknrollercoaster, via boyanachronism)

ajinflames:

sweetlittlesunflower:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

chusovitina:

hanamon:

kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:


she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS
OKAY
I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

#FRIENDS I HAVE SOME ADVICE FOR YOU#DO NOT TRY TO WALK OR SWIM OUT OF A BLOCK PIT#GET YOURSELF HORIZONTAL#AND THEN ROLL OUT#IT WORKS JUST LIKE TANK TREADS GOING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN#ITS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET SOME TRACTION AND NOT GET SUCKED BACK IN
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS
DONT PANIC
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

Reblogging for Transform and rollout


I was going to try and make a joke about how it looks like some minecraft shit but the info is good too

ajinflames:

sweetlittlesunflower:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

chusovitina:

hanamon:

kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:

she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS

OKAY

I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS

DONT PANIC

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

Reblogging for Transform and rollout

I was going to try and make a joke about how it looks like some minecraft shit but the info is good too

(via surly-squirtle)

oatmeal47:

what a beautiful wedding

oatmeal47:

what a beautiful wedding

(Source: jajaneenee, via aryj)

(Source: awwww-cute, via boyanachronism)

thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

image

UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

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juniorbizarre:

bellatrixisastar:

askchangelgrace:

catplanetcatplanetcatplanet:

steve don’t just accept that bullshit

that must have been some fucking witchcraft blue pulled to get that up there

That look on his face

“Fuck, whatever. My fucking salt talks to me. This is actually normal for me.”

My fucking salt talks to me.

this guy

(via surly-squirtle)

bull-shipping:

bull-shipping:

bull-shipping:

what are the strongest days of the week?

saturday and sunday. the rest are weekdays.

stop unfollowing me

(Source: idjtits, via surly-squirtle)

lilleeps:

iosremake:

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

i dfont understand

bap youre pasum

lilleeps:

iosremake:

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

i dfont understand

bap youre pasum

(via boyanachronism)

racistpauladeen:

sneakymonster:

and-make-the-fireflies-dance:

whoa so similar. except the wardrobe could sing.



Excuse you

racistpauladeen:

sneakymonster:

and-make-the-fireflies-dance:

whoa so similar. except the wardrobe could sing.

image

Excuse you

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